Sunday, January 25, 2009

how NOT to dump someone

Here are some ways one should never have to get dumped. Getting dumped is painful enough, you do not need to go ahead and add insult to injury.

1. via email, esp. work email
2. through text
3. on a post-it
4. SKYPE...
5. telling a mutual friend you'd rather fuck as many girls as you can
6. ignoring/avoiding
7. having an amazing night together then breaking things off in the am
8. on vacation...together
9. "wanting to be alone" but really just wanting to be with someone else
10. in a public place
11. going away and telling the person you miss them then declaring it'd be best not to see eachother upon returning
12. posting it in your blog


and the list goes on...

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